Media Noms: Week 36 2026
August 31st - September 6th 2026
Movies
- Teenage Sex & Witchcraft at Camp Miasma | Jane Schoenbrun | 2026 - A pretty excellent film. I had never heard of this film, but was whisked away to the theatre only to see exclusively lesbian couples at the indie theatre (lmao). I think you should see the film, I mean Gillian Anderson being all cunnilingus-y? Yes, she can explore my X-Files (ba dum ts)(yikes)(please leave). I honestly think the worst thing you can do when recommending or watching this film is thinking at all. Let it hit you like a truck-sized rose toy and just lean into your horniest desires and you will have found the point of it all.
- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back | George Lucas | 1980 - OOoooooooh, yikes. This film is a bit rough I think. Middle-children, amiright? I love the opening. I love Hoth and the rebel base and the yeti thing attack and Han being a human being for 3.5 minutes before going back to scoundrel mode. Leia is all pissy-horny over Han and her responsibility to single-handedly leading the rebellion. Which is weird because she’s the same age as Luke, and Luke is a country bumpkin who is overconfident and stupid, in a good way. Anyways, the rest of the movie just drags us through a setup for Episode 6. I just feel like the Sky City arc sucks. I do standby what Lando did for his people, but it’s all boring for a space opera. Hoth fight was sick tho. Love that stuff. I fucking love the intro to Episode VI so super stoked to continue.
YouTube
- the inaugural quarterly video game shareholder presentation | nocaps - I think this is the best nocaps video I have seen. Dry humor turned up to an 11.
- I Played Skyrim, but it’s Multiplayer | MrSaviorHD - Never rest until Khajit pum pum is rectified!